(Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts)
  • Yesterday...
  • Ryan: I got you pens, are you going to make her something?
  • Me: That dePENds...
  • Today...
  • Me: Hot tea for a hot person
  • Ryan: No, that's not how you say it. You say it like "hot tea for a hotTEA"

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(Reblogged from laughcentre)
Even now, after all these years, there’s still just this part of me where if there is even the slightest chance that something I do can make Robin smile, I don’t even think about it, I just do it. I mean, if I can make that locket magically appear, I would. I would open a vein in my arm if I can bleed that locket out just to make her happy.
Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother 8.24 “Something New” (via joshradnor)
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mcsteamyericdane:

Arizona: image

Cristina: image

Arizona: image

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Hey, Meredith Grey has survived a bomb, a drowning, a gunman, and a plane crash, and she’s still here. She’s gonna die when she’s, like, 90, old and warm in her bed. She is not gonna die today. Today’s she gonna be fine.

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Arizona lost a leg, now she’s losing her mind…

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“You don’t think that I know that they just pulled the plug on a kid? You don’t think I get it? You don’t think I know about the tiny, tiny coffin they’re gonna stick him in? I know about the tiny coffins. I see them all the time in my sleep. So if you don’t mind, I’m gonna keep talking relationships and rainbows and crap. And I’m gonna make plans for tomorrow, because that’s what you do, Karev. You make plans. You have to. You turn your back on the tiny coffins and you face forward to the next kid.”

“You don’t think that I know that they just pulled the plug on a kid? You don’t think I get it? You don’t think I know about the tiny, tiny coffin they’re gonna stick him in? I know about the tiny coffins. I see them all the time in my sleep. So if you don’t mind, I’m gonna keep talking relationships and rainbows and crap. And I’m gonna make plans for tomorrow, because that’s what you do, Karev. You make plans. You have to. You turn your back on the tiny coffins and you face forward to the next kid.”

(Source: jcap)

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Somehow I really like this picture. I just get that vibe where my cousin is a contestant in a beauty pageant. 

Me and my auntie were like “where is Angel?” because we wanted to take pictures of her but we ended up finding her and Aj eating food inside. Look at them devour their food. Tru3 l0v3

Who is the lucky person that is going to make me into a vampire so I can turn off my humanity switch?